Hank Marducas

Today's Random Thought
by Conor Levis

Can we just make "Rihanna" (Rihannaed, Rihannaing) the official term for a guy beating the shit out of his girlfriend? It's hip, it's relevant, it's now. Plus it's recognizable and there really isn't a good term for that situation anyway. This is how it would be used it in a sentence:

Rick: "So how did things go last night with your girl?"

Conor: "Ehhh, she was no good...so I rihannaed her and went home."

(That conversation is totally fabricated, I do not approve of disgusting acts such as rihannaing.)

Anyway, here are some videos that I like:



LOL I saw this on TV the other night





My favorite part of He Got Game. SPOILER ALERT! if you haven't seen this movie and you plan to. Denzel Washington plays a father who's son, Jesus Shuttlesworth (Ray Allen), is on the verge of becoming a basketball star. The father is jailed when Jesus is young after he accidently kills his wife. Even though it was an accident, Denzel's character gets a hefty sentence and Jesus can never forgive his father. Denzel is released from jail temporarily to try and persuade his son to commit to the local State University. In this scene at the end of the movie, Denzel challenges his son to a game of one on one to decide both of their fates. I read somewhere that for this scene Denzel and Ray Allen played a real game of one on one. If that's true, Denzel is pretty fucking good at ball. The dialogue at the end of this scene is really powerful...it gets me everytime.



Things I Find Funny
by Rick Welsch

These are things that I find absolutely hilarious.

Hot Bitch of the Day:

Rashida Jones

In all honesty I dont even call her Rashida, to me shell always be Karen Filippelli. She is super hot in The Office, and still incredibly hot in I Love You, Man. Next week she'll be in the new NBC show Parks and Recreation. Karen Fililppelli... I mean Rashida, you are the Hot Bitch of the Day!