Kurt Warner is a Tool

Enemy of the State
By Rick

CMHB is a young blog, but it is time tho for this youngster to take its first step into becoming a man, our own personal bar mitzvah really. Today CMHB announces its first enemy, Kurt Warner.
Kurt Warner is a tool. The guy hangs around the NFL like he was Milton from Office Space, pretending to work and collecting a check since '04. Now the Arizona Cardinals are in the Superbowl, and the Warner dick riding has once again begun. The media is saying he's "risen like a phoenix", or that this season "guarantees him a Hall of Fame spot". Neither of these things are true. Kurt deserves no spot, and if by risen like a phoenix you mean has gotten a woody looking at pictures of himself outside the Cardinal's stadium, then yes he has, but he has not risen out of any ashes. He lies in those ashes, throwing bombs to Larry Fitzgerald. If he didn't have Fitzgerald or Boldin Kurt would be buying a motorcycle, or showing up to the local high school's football field during practice, just regular midlife crisis things. The fact that he's playing in a Superbowl again makes me sick.

List of people I'd hate myself less rooting for
-Mikhail Gorbachev
-Reggie Miller
-Patrick Dempsy and...
-Owen Wilson

Ok, so what does this all mean. The blog is asking all its readers to, if you see Kurt Warner, make a snide remark and tell him he is awful at football. Something to this effect, "Hey Kurt, I bet all through high school you couldn't type a paper without misusing than and then... and you're awful at football."

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