Freese and Fox... Alliteration ftw

we haven't blogged in a long time and we apologize. its just the two of us and we both are regular dudes in out 20's, and unfortunately not huge cyber nerds (up until 5 months ago i didnt know the internet was used for anything else besides facebook, downloading music, and porn). we have school and lives and things of that nature. we will try in the future to not loose focus.

Josh Freese
by Rick
You probably dont know who Josh Freese is, but chances are you have given him money. He's been on an estimated 300 records. He's a drummer most notably from NIN, The Vandals, A Perfect Circle and Devo. If your sitting there saying who the fuck listens to that you may know some of the other people he's worked with, Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, Katy Perry, Good Charolette, Avril Levigne and Daughtry. The man isn't just some pop bullshit drummer tho. I have seen him perform twice with NIN and the man is incredible. He toured with Dweezil Zappa when he was just 15. Why am I blogging about one of the most hard working men in the business? He releasing a solo album, with a few different packages. Starting 3/24 you can pay $7 for a digital download, $15 for a double CD/DVD album, and $50 for the CD/DVD set, a T-Shirt, and a 5 minute thank you phone call from Josh. Yes, a real thank you call, where you can discuss anything you want. There are also other limited packages, some include lunchdates with Josh, trips to Disneyland with him, writing songs about you and releasing them on iTunes, giving eachother hair cuts in a parking lot, taking any 3 things out of his closet, taking shrooms and driving around Hollywood in Danny Carey's limosine, playing mini golf with Maynard James Keenan, Mark from Devo, and Josh, and hanging out with Josh and Twiggy Ramirez and keeping Josh's Volvo. These packages cost in the thousands, and there is much more I left out. Read here about all the packages because they are funny as all hell. Also there is a free download that I couldnt get working, but it might be fixed later.

Hot Bitch of the Day
Megan Fox

Megan Fox has been the President of the Boner of the Month club since that scene in Transformers where shes working on the car. The problem was she was getting married. Guess what... NOT ANYMORE! Her and her fiance called it off. If you need a rebound Megan give me a call, I swear I'm a good cuddler. Megan Fox, you are the Hot Bitch of the Day.