Happy June 1st

It Finally Happened
by Rick

Conan took over The Tonight Show :) :) :) I was the happiest boy sitting there watching the greatest talk show host of our generation take over as the host of the greatest late night show of all time. Funny parts of the show include the entire opening scene with him running across the country, the Octomom joke ("That's either a flash flood or the Octomom's water just broke."), and Will Ferrell's entrance. Basically the entire show was hilarious, but a down note was Andy Richter. I never thought I'd say it, but he kinda was a downer whenever he was on screen. I'm hoping its because he hasnt been on TV for so long (its been a long time since Andy Richter Controls the Universe...).

Another thing finally happened... Jimmy Fallon is Funny! Hooray! It was a long time coming, but Anne Hathaway's interview is over now and i'm pleasently surprised. His monologue was great, the fake hills show thing with ?uestlove and Black Thought was one of the funnier things ive seen at 12:50 am (Its a good thing it didnt go on at 1:00, cause it would not beat out Tim & Eric)

Finally, I honestly was thinking about Sanjaya today and thought about blogging about how I would never try out for American Idol because I wouldnt make it past the first round and I couldnt go on living loosing to a guy like Sanjaya but ultimately would feel good about myself because he went on to be a nobody like me. I was wrong. He's on that bullshit show Help I'm a Celebrity get me out of here (I stopped capitalizing it as to not show it respect). Its like him, a Baldwin, some tall old model bitch and two people from The Hills (but niether of them are the hot LC one). Of course, Merriam Webster had to change the defininition of the word "celebrity" so that the show's title wouldnt be fraudgalent.

Hot Bitch of the Day
Marilyn Monroe
Straight from the classic hot bitch archives, Marilyn Monroe was one of this nation's biggest sex symbols. Why have her as hot bitch in 2009? Well today is her birthday, and had she not died she'd be 83. Believe me there wouldnt be no 83 year old bitches up in this blog normally, but she died before she could be old and wrinkley. Happy Birthday Mrs. Hot Bitch... Happy birthday to you!