The Great Adventures of Slick Rick
By MC Ricky D

I woke up around one o'clock in the morning. I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and I went to the laundry room to clean my clothes up. I watched Jackass 2.5 on Netflix (Netflix is so choice, I highly recommend it) and then went to my final first class. The class is three hours, and only meets once a week. The text book is free online so I decided that outweighed the terribly long class. The teacher made us go around the room and say our name, major, where we are from, and what marketing expeirence we have that would make us a good group member. This is when some funny stuff went down. I'm fairly sure one of the girls' last name was Butts, which is funny to me. Also I sat next to a kid who's name was Mitul, and when it was his turn to talk about himself he said "I'm Mitul..." but it sounded exactly like "Ima tool". I dont think anyone else heard it like me but who cares. I think I fucked up my chances at being in a group tho. I wanted people to think I had expierence so I said how I had an internship with a radio for a month until I stopped going. I wish my internal filter said, "No Rick. Stop this sentance before the stopped going part. Thats not a desirable trait in a groupmember" instead of just thinking about The Perfect Storm, which I've now decided I think about way to much. I would guess I spend about 7 hours a week thinking about that movie, and I havent watched it in years. That was my class tho. Also I bought a new iPod shuffle. Its so small and cute. I love it. I named her Tracy. Friday night I watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall with my friends before heading out to a party. At the party I got pretty fryed, and was made fun of for wearing a Peacoat. Let me just say this, peacoats are not gay. I may look mexican, so I can appreciate those comments because they are rooted in truth, but peacoats being gay... blashpomey. As you can now tell I live a pretty uneventful life and the adventure comment was completely in gest.

Album of The Week

Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever AgoI love this album. This and the new Animal Collective album have been all I've been listening to since I got the new harddrive. Its very mellow acoustic type music. This guy is a great singer, even tho he didnt make our list. Here are some live performances of tracks from the album: Flume, Lump Sum, and my favorite, stright from the album, Skinny Love.

Hot Bitch of the Day
Kristen Bell

Kristen Bell starred in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She also is dating Dax Sheppard, who looks like a complete tool. Neither of these matter, because she's a hot bitch! Kristen Bell, you are the Hot Bitch of the Day.