Guess Who's Back?

by Conor

After a temporary lapse in posting, the blog makes an incredible return this week! Like my friend, Rick, said in the last post, we apologize for the slow and lack of posting. We are not perfect people by any stretch of the imagination. It was Christmas time and believe it or not...we do have lives outside of the blog. But like somebody once said (I think it was John Stamos), "The show must go on". So now we give you an action packed Holiday blog. Enjoy.


Because it is no longer 2008, we figure we will give you a Hottest Bitch of the Year! That's right, we consulted with our committee of two (Rick and I), took every Hot Bitch of the Day this year and decided on one winner. And to our surprise it was a unanimous decision. Ladies and Gentlemen, the Hot Bitch of the Year IS.........

Hot Bitch of the Year:

Shandi Finnessey

Once again, it's everybody's favorite hot game show host (sort of). I don't really know what else to say, just look at her! The decision was pretty easy. Shandi, you are the Hot Bitch of the Year! One more thing to add to the resume. Also to show gratitude to our loyal readers, here is a video of our runner up, Keeley Hazell, topless!


NFL Weekly Picks: Playoffs Round 1

After lighting myself on fire and bashing my head against the wall several times, I think I've finally come to terms with the Patriots (11-5) missing out on the postseason. I mean worse things have happened...like a potential career ending injury to Tom Brady in the first game of the season. Or like the Chargers team that happened and somehow got into the playoffs over the Pats. Or that I'm currently drenching myself with gasoline as I wrote that last sentence. Let's just get to the lines.


Atlanta -1 @ Arizona

Rick: Atlanta
Conor: Atlanta

I just think Arizona stinks, that's all. But since I have your attention, why is Edgerrin James complaining about his workload? The guy averaged 3.7 yards per carry on the season and only went over 20 yards on a play once! Just because he had one good game in Week 17, it doesn't hide the fact he's no longer a big play threat or an every down back (Not to mention his attempt to sabotage my fantasy team). People hated LenDale White when he complained about touches but at least he had a somewhat legitimate gripe. Edgerrin complaining about playing time is like Michael Jackson complaining when a boy's parents don't let him sleep over. They may want it, but it doesn't make it right.
- Conor


Indianapolis @ San Diego - Pick 'Em

Rick: Indy
Conor: San Diego

I've let my dismay for this Chargers team be known over the last few weeks. However, this is just the type of game they win to stick it to people like me. Also, I just keep having flashbacks of Peyton Manning throwing picks to Antonio Cromartie. That's when I also realize Peyton Manning has been the A-Rod of the NFL his entire career (save for one fluky AFC Championship game on his way to the Super Bowl). I'd rather watch 1,000 Peyton Manning commercials than rely on him to win a big playoff game. Why should that change now?
- Conor


Baltimore -3 @ Miami

Rick: Miami
Conor: Baltimore

Baltimore's defense is just too much for Miami. They will swallow up that Wildcat offense and I can't see Chad Pennington throwing with any kind of success. I like young Flacco to win the game. Let me also go on record here and say that I like the Ravens to go to the Superbowl. That's right...I just this team is eerily similar to the great 2ooo Ravens. It's been of those seasons. - Conor



Philadelphia -3 @ Minnesota

Rick: Philly
Conor: Minnesota

I don't think Minnesota will win the game as much as the Eagles will blow it. Philly seems like a sexy pick even though they have been one of the most bi-polar teams in the league this season. They're like the Lindsay Lohan of the NFL. Which team will we see? Lindsay Lohan, the drug addict-alcoholic whore, or Lindsay Lohan....oh wait, that's all Lindsay Lohan is. Also while we're here, what do you think is a scarier sight... Tavaris Jackson dropping back to pass or Andy Reid eating dinner the night before the game? Too many bad thoughts. - Conor

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Last Week:
Rick: 6-10
Conor: 10-6

All-Time:
Rick: 25-23
Conor: 29-19