Flava Flav

A Sunday Conversation
By Stan and Rick

So we were sitting talking about hunting deer with handguns and the legitimacy behind that, when stan asked me who was that cracked out dude who wears viking helmets? I laughed and responded Flava Flav, to which the greatest conversation was born. We talked about how it would be funny if there was a forest of Flava Flavs and packs of Flava Flavs hunting and surviving in the wild. We talked about instead of indians there were Flava Flavs (I invisioned regular sized Flava Flavs, Stan invisioned pygmie Flava Flavs) and the settlers befriended the Flava Flavs and the Flava Flavs showed them how to cook crack and chicken at the first Thanksgiving. We then started thinking about how any movie would be funny if Flava Flav was in it. here are some examples

Gremlins : The boy recieves a little Flava Flav and is instructed not to feed him crack after midnight or elseeeee...... we all know what happens next lol
Alien: When the alien jumps out of the bitches stomach... ya, its Flava Flav

as a side note imagine Flava Flav eating a yam... so absurd

Return of the Jedi: Ok there are two ways to go here, either Flava Flav as Jabba the Hut and he has Leah on a leash and is smoking crack or Flava Flav as the Ewoks and hes in the forrest smoking crack attacking Impereal Ships and like landspeaders and shit.... so intense

Lord of the Rings: Flava Flav as Gollum... my precioussssssss (crack rock)
(in the line above Stan told me to put alot of S's, and after I did said "to many S's! Less S's" and hit delete on like seven of them)

Predator: Instead of Predator its, guess who, Flava Flav!!! Yeahhhhhhh Boiiiiiiiii! So Arnold and Apollo Creed are trying to kill him. Arnold would be like "you ugly motherfucker" but to Flava Flav not Predator. also Flava Flav going invisible would be kinda indirectly funny cause i would be like what else do you use this power for? thats a mind teaser for ya.
The End

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