More Reasons to Drunk Drive and Zombies

ok here is part 2 of what could possibly be a ten part series...
Reason’s Why Drunk Driving Should Be Encouraged
By CM

Imagine if your parents never told you it was unsafe to drive drunk. What if the behavior was not illegal and frowned upon but rather encouraged from birth. Think of all the extra memories you would have on the open road, on route to a fantastic adventure as opposed to sleeping uncomfortably on your friends couch because you’re “too shit-faced to drive home” (if such a state exists). You would never have to decide between having fun and sleeping in your own bed (and I’m talking to you on this one Stan) ever again. The world would be a much more glorious and wondrous place, and here are ten reasons why.

Because if you don’t drive home, people will draw on you while you sleep: Do you want a penis on your face? Calm down closet cases, that wasn’t an offer. Do you want a penis drawn on your face? Of course not, this leaves you with two options. Don’t drink (I know this is like telling pooh bear he can’t have his honey or like telling O.J. that you’re leaving him for Ronald Coleman, it’s not going to end well), or drink heavily and drive your ass home to go to bed instead of falling asleep with your shoes on next to the couch. I can’t guarantee that this action won’t end with you plowing your car into an oak tree one mile from your home, but I can promise you that it will not end with you showing up to work the next day with a pair of balls drawn on one cheek and random red and blue scribbles that loosely resemble the words “douche bag” written on the other.

Zombie Movie Review
by Rick

[REC]/Quarantine
Rating: "Classic"

For those confused as to why I'm reviewing two movies at once let me clear the air. [REC] was the original 2007 Spanish release, with Quarantine being the 2008 American release. Quarantine is the more accessible, since it is in English, and also has a different twist at the end.

SPOILER ALERT
[REC] ends with the disease being spread through saliva and is the result of a scientist doing tests on some girl who is believed to be possessed, while Quarantine has the disease being a mutated form of rabies, which is how some zombie and vampire myths began.
SPOILER ALERT

I understand not everyone has the patience to sit through an an hour and twenty minute Spanish film, so at the very least see Quarantine.