The Mummy

By Rick

Im watching the mummy 3 right now. im gonna just write things that pop into my mind whilst watching.

-why do they have to develop a backstory in the beginning? by the 3rd one i pretty much just dont care and want to just watch Brendan Frasier be absurd as Rick O'Connell aka the poor man's Indiana Jones
- ummmmmm... exsqueeze me? wtf. Thats not rachel Weisz. where's rachel weisz? her being cute and british makes the mummy movies so much better. this girl sucks. you cant just throw some new hussy in and pretend shes still evelyn. your not evelyn. this isnt Fresh Prince. you cant just replace cast members and keep the same character name.
-ok bed time cant sit thru this whole thing.
-finished this movie and all i have to say is yetis? really? come on. COME ON. Well i guess its time to add the Mummy 3 to the list of things i purposely block out of my mind from ever existing. (The list consists of Rocky Balboa, Rolling Stone Magazine, and anything Matisyahu did other than the Live at Stubb's album).

Response to a Response
By Rick

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In response to your random thought for the day, if you don't want to spend money on meaningless dates, the best solution is don't have them. Dating shouldn't be about seeing girls you already know you want nothing to do with in order to "stay in the game." In other words, you shouldn't be constantly using women one at a time as a little confidence booster for yourself. You should also consider women could get sick of you doing this... "Oh, he asked you out? It will only go one date, don't bother." You should probably re-evaluate what a date actually is about and then you might find your money more well spent. As a woman, I would never be willing to go on a date which the guy considers meaningless; talk about a waste of time. But if I ever did find myself trapped in this retarded situation, then I most certainly wouldn't want to pay my own half. I'd feel used, so I'd actually go out of my way to make sure the asshole has a hefty bill to deal with. :-)

I wish this wasn't signed as Anonymous because this is actually really well thought out and pretty funny. First let's point out the semicolon used after meaningless. Perfect. Anonymous really has a grasp on the English language. Also, if anonymous is reading, i'm not being a dick, kudos for proper grammar. I read a lot of blogs and it's really annoying to see our language butchered the way it is in the comments. I know not all of my writing on this blog is grammatically correct, but it isn't out of ignorance, but rather out of lack of caring. So thank you for the time spent writing a grammatically correct response. Also the way you ended things, with that gem of a condescending sentence, it really puts some validity into the whole thing. I feel as if you were a victim of a situation similar, or maybe even one of the one night dates used as source material for this post (Conor). As a reader I feel outraged and sympathize with you. I will try never to have a meaningless first date. So thank you anonymous for a female's insight!

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Here is something funny emailed to me. This is part 1 of 10 in a random order.(I did not write these but am passing them along. I wish I was clever enough to think of some of the things the author wrote).

Reason’s Why Drunk Driving Should Be Encouraged
By CM

Imagine if your parents never told you it was unsafe to drive drunk. What if the behavior was not illegal and frowned upon but rather encouraged from birth. Think of all the extra memories you would have on the open road, on route to a fantastic adventure as opposed to sleeping uncomfortably on your friends couch because you’re “too shit-faced to drive home” (if such a state exists). You would never have to decide between having fun and sleeping in your own bed (and I’m talking to you on this one Stan) ever again. The world would be a much more glorious and wondrous place, and here are ten reasons why.

3) Because drunk driving can put an end to tobacco use for the next generation:
What is the worst thing that can ever happen to you when you’re drinking at a party (be sides getting herpes from a beautiful stranger)? You could lose your buzz. How do you solve this problem? Tobacco. I’ve seen you do it. You stop drinking for a few minutes but in the process you reach for a pouch, you light up a cigarette or a cigar, and the buzz continues. When you realize you don’t have any of America’s Founding Cash Crop products left, you beg and plead and offer sexual favors to anyone who might want to drive you to the store to get some more, because the shit is addicting. That’s why the government (claims to) want to prevent people from smoking it, because it is habit forming and kills you. So I saw tax it until it costs something outlandish, say $15 a pack. Middle and High School kids can’t afford that so they’ll never get started and they’ll never give their friends a light or a lip to pack in college either, but drunk kids will suck dick for cigarettes, they’ll pay and when they drive their own drunk asses to the store for a pack of smokes, no one will be around to tell them they’re getting fucked in the ass by the man on the price. The government can use the proceeds for public works programs, it will improve our infrastructure and create jobs, but none of this is possible with the current designated driving system we have in place now. Drunk driving and cigarettes can make America a better place, but time is of the essence.