Goonies Never Say Die!, but sometimes they should...

Hot Bitch of the Day:

Nicole Scherzinger

Nicole Scherzinger I guess is in some singing group called the Pussycat Dolls. I saw her in the Nike After Six commercial with Lebron, which is absolutely hilarious. Needless to say, this bitch is hot. Nicole Scherzinger, Hot Bitch of the Day!



What I want for Christmas:


This time of year is a time of giving, as well as recieving. I have listed top five presents I'd like to recieve this year. If only they could all come true...



5) The Roots to reconsider signing up to be Jimmy Fallon's house band. As funny and cool as it would be to see ?uestlove on TV regularly, I think this amazing band should continue touring and not put their great name on this piece of garbage. Jimmy isnt funny, and neither will this trash show.

4) Lil Wayne to disappear. Nothing funny to say here i just want him gone.

3) JJ Reddick in a Celtic's uniform. I understand we have no need for him, but it would be great to see my favorite player playing on my favorite team. As a side I'd also like to see Patrick O'Bryant get more playing time. Fuck Scal.

2) Alan Alda to reprise his role as Hawkeye Pierce as a guest spot on Scrubs. I think an interesting plot could be made for this, and i think JD could learn alot from Cpt. Pierce.

1) The guy making the Goonies sequel to die of a heart attack. Please. There is no reason for this. One Goonies was perfect. They found One Eyed Willy's treasure and we assume that Chunk and Sloth remained friends. A sequel where they and their kids go on an adventure together is just fucking unnecessary. Just take your script you wrote, rename it "The Adventures of Former Child Stars and Thier Kids" and dont associate The Goonies with it at all.

- Rick