Week 15 picks

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NFL Weekly Picks: Week 15

This a new segment we are going to start for the last 3 weeks of the season. We'll probably make our picks around every Thursday. These are our picks for this weeks games based on the spread, not who we think will win. These were done at 2 a.m. between Me, Conor and our friend, Stan. What party animals we are. Stan got drunk and fell asleep watching Labryinth starring David Bowie. That's why he didn't pick the last two games. He fell asleep with dreams of The Goblin King racing through his head. Well here they are... Week 15 picks.

"Cleveland and Philly doesn't sound like a battle of heavyweights, but it is"

New Orleans @ Chicago -3

Rick: New Orleans
Conor: Chicago
Stan: New Orleans

I had a Kim Kardashian joke ready here but my good conscious deemed it inappropriate. Just know that New Orleans only road win this season came at Kansas City. - Conor

Green Bay-2 @ Jacksonville
Rick: Jacksonville
Conor: Green Bay
Stan: Green Bay

The two most dissapointing teams of the season. Fred Taylor apparently checked out sometime 6 weeks ago and claimed this is the worst team he's been on. That's good enough for me. Give me Green Bay for less than a score. - Conor

Detroit @ Indianapolis-17
Rick: Indy
Conor: Detroit
Stan: Detroit

The only game Detriot will win this year is Green Bay, just to add insult to those fucking cheesehead injuries. I hate Green Bay. - Rick

Washington -7 @ Cincinnati
Rick: Cincy
Conor: Cincy
Stan: Washington

Washington has seemingly given up and now have a star RB/Head Coach feud. Not a great formula for success. Remember when Washington was in the talk for best team in the league this season? Neither do I. I'm looking for Cincy to atleast cover. - Conor

Tampa Bay @ Atlanta -3
Rick: Atlanta
Conor: Atlanta
Stan: Atlanta

This has all the makings of a dogfight....and Atlanta does have a great track record in dogfighting.- Conor

San Francisco @ Miami -6.5
Rick: San Francisco
Conor: Miami
Stan: Miami

What a weird season for San Francisco. And to think it was inspired by the Head Coach, Mike Singletary, dropping his pants in the locker room during a game. Clearly these players play for the right city. Was that in bad taste? - Conor

Seattle-3 @ St. Louis
Rick: Seattle
Conor: Seattle
Stan: Seattle

All I have to say is I feel bad for whoever has this game broadcast to their television sets. Deion Branch, ladies and gentlemen, decided to make an apperance this season. And with a monster game against his former team who basically told him to get out of town. Who could have predicted that? Oh yeah, me. - Conor


Buffalo @ NY Jets-7.5
Rick: Buffalo
Conor: Jets
Stan: Jets

The only thing nicer to see than the collapse of the Packers is the collapse of Brett Favre. I hate this douchebag. - Rick

Who's starting at QB for Buffalo? Does it even matter after back to back 3 point weeks? Canada doesn't even want them anymore. - Conor

Tennessee-3 @ Houston
Rick: Tenn
Conor: Tenn
Stan: Tenn

I really like Houston to upset this week after no longer having the threat of a Sage Rosenfels apocalypse. It's just too risky to go against the Titans. - Conor

Pittsburgh @ Baltimore -2
Rick: Pittsburgh
Conor: Baltimore
Stan: Pittsburgh

This has the potential to be the game of the season. Enough said. - Conor

Denver @ Carolina -7.5
Rick: Carolina
Conor: Carolina
Stan: Denver

Denver might be the worst 8-5 team I've ever seen. They've been outscored this season 316-336. Can we just wipe out the AFC West and let another AFC East team into the playoffs? It's a shame. I'm secretly rooting for Denver to lose out the rest of their games and San Diego to win out so we can see a 7-8 team and an 8-7 team battle it out on the last week for the playoffs. Ok, I'm openly rooting. Let's go Carolina! - Conor

San Diego-5 @ Kansas City
Rick: KC
Conor: KC
Stan: San Diego

I'd like to think San Diego may be good again. But then you remember that Norv Turner is their coach. Kansas City has been semi-competitive in these types of games...but they are coach by Herm Edwards. Ahhh decisions, decisions. -Conor

Minnesota @ Arizona -3
Rick: Minnesota
Conor: Minnesota
Stan: Arizona

Tavaris Jackson on the road. Ouch! With that said, I like Adrian Peterson to run all over this Cardinals defense and Minnesota has just a little more to play for. - Conor

New England-7 @ Oakland
Rick: Oakland
Conor: New England
Stan: New England

I do not trust New England at all here after struggling with Seattle. Oakland has been the biggest enigma this season, 3-10 and looking pitiful at times but with 3 dominant, convincing wins thrown in. Which Raider team will my Pats see this week? I'll go with the odds. - Conor

NY Giants @ Dallas -3
Rick: Dallas
Conor: Dallas

Stan: ZZZZzzzzz (That's Stan sleeping)

I hate both of these teams. However, I think Dallas showed us a little something after controlling the Pittsburgh game for 3 and a half quarters. And I think the Giants were exposed by Philly. This is a team that is a little more distracted than we think and has serious flaws. - Conor

Cleveland @ Philadelphia -14
Rick: Cleveland
Conor: Philly
Stan: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzVin DieselzzzzzZZZZZzzz

According to Rick, Stan may or may not have said "Vin Diesel" in his sleep. Which is only fitting because this is the funnest game of the week. Not because it's a good matchup, because clearly it isn't, but because I get to see how many fat jokes I can crack everytime they show either Andy Reid or Romeo Crennel....or a drinking game where you have to drink everytime they show a fat guy with a clipboard. This will be fun. - Conor


Game of the Week: Pittsburgh @ Baltimore

Game of the Week Strictly for Comedic Purposes: Cleveland @ Philadelphia


- Conor and Rick