Tuesday, April 21, 2009

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People


Vol. 1

by Rick Welsch

This is the first installment of what more than likely will be a long list of people who annoy me. Sorry if you fall into one of these groups of people.

1) People who jump on the dick of some underground rapper cause hes underground right now but has all same characteristics of all of the mainstream rappers so its both safe and edgy to like them. Also these people pretend like knowing these fake underground rapper gives them indie cred, although most of them know not of any of the legends. Oh... and btw, Asher Roth is in no way, shape, or form cool. Just in case you were wondering.

Terrible "Underground" Rapper
Real "Underground" Rapper
Another Real Guy
Legend
Legend

2) People who look like this. And if you don't think these guys look like douche bags chances are you would hang out with this guy.

Trust me more volumes will come.

Hot Bitch of the Day
Olivia Munn
She hosts this show on G4 called "Attack of the Show". I don't know much about the show other than the fact shes really hot and on there 420 edition that I just was watching at 4 am she went to like Jamaica and drank a mushroom tea. Thats cool in my book. Olivia Munn, you are the hot bitch of the day!


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