Where Have All the Bitches Gone?

By Rick Welsch

Right here. no rhyme or reason to this list of hot bitches, just here to make up for all the posts without any recently. don't worry we haven't lost our womanizing ways.

Patricia Silveira

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Katerina Stikoudi

Tara Conner

Hot Bitch of the Day
Maya Arulpragasam

I dont really care what people say about this one, MIA is fucking hot. Shes headlining Coachella soon and I recommend going if at all possible. And no, the fact that she had a baby does not make her less hot. Maya, you are the Hot Bitch of the Day!

Funniest video ever Library Pervert (notice how in the beginning the security alarm goes off when the black guy goes through, and the interviewer refers to masturbating in the library as having sex in the library.)

here's a new song by The Streets. Two more are to come.
The Streets - I Love My Phone (its legal to download)



American Idol Report
by Conor Levis

I caught last night's American Idol and thought I'd give my opinion. I used to be a big American Idol fan but really haven't been able to keep up with it much the last two seasons. Last night was awesome though because I got to see Quentin Tarantino. Never in a million years did I think I would put on American Idol and see Quentin Tarantino "mentoring" the contestants. This made my night as I watched hoping he would lash out on someone with something like "I want to ask you a question...when you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign in the front that said 'Dead N***** Storage'? DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN THAT SAID DEAD N***** STORAGE!?!" Could you imagine the look on poor Matt Giraud's face?

Unfortunately, Tarantino was about the only good thing to take from last night's episode. Here is my problem...last night's song theme was songs from movies. Think of how many movies have been made over the years and those were the songs they chose to sing? Maybe they only get a short, mild list but I think I've heard "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman" close to a thousand times in the 8 seasons of American Idol. That's a realistic number too. The only worthy songs in "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing", "Endless Love", and "Born to Be Wild", were done terribly...especially "Born to be Wild". I know everybody loves Adam Lambert but come on people. How many times do we have to hear him turn a song into Axel Rose karaoke night at the East Side Club? The dude has a lot of talent but I mean listen to the original "Born to Be Wild" by the great Steppenwolf and then his rendition. That song is so badass and should never be sung that way. The contestants need to learn that some artists and songs are just untouchable, and that applies to both John Kay and "Born to Be Wild".

The only good thing about Adam's performace was that he had a lot of energy and it was entertaining. But then again what do I know...I'm just a guy who drinks beer, watches sports and listens to music.